The Twelve Days of Christmas – Divorce Edition – Day 8

“On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me….eight maids-a-milking.” Got caught with the milkmaid and wondering what it will cost you in your divorce? 😍 New milk-person caught your eye? 🥰 You may want to think again....because it’ll probably cost you. Something like 2-5% of your estate, in fact. May not sound like much. But do the math. Your logical brain will say: not worth it. You gotta do what you gotta do, but pro-tip: you may want to get your own milk. 🥛